Sometimes I get press releases SOOOO stupid, I have to share…
This is one of them:
Press Release for immediate release with this email.
14-year-old Finnish Boy Sells the Most Expensive Internet Domain in the Planet
(Turku, Finland) — (10, October 2013) Finnish boy makes history in an effort to break world record of selling the most expensive website in the entire world.
With the personal motto of “Don’t dream, act” 14 year old, Niklas from Finland is set to break a Guinness Book of World Record. The record he’s set to break came to fruition during a sleepless night. His idea was big, so big in fact, that he plans to sell the most expensive Internet domain on the planet.
He has recently made Internet history by setting up a new price record by selling his domain theplanetsmostexpensivedomain.com, which has a 16 million and one dollar price tag. The domain and its buyer will get the price record to the Guinness Book of World Records. The record breaking event will become the central focus of media all over the world including TV, Radio, Print Media, and Social Media.
In just a few short weeks, he has already gained a massive following and fan support from his audience on both Facebook and YouTube, where his videos have been viewed close to 16,000 times alone. It is on these popular social networking sites where he speaks of his personal ambitions and goals, winning over the hearts and minds of countless individuals.
His other projects, in correlation of this goal as support, he aims to garner an exclusive selection of sponsor’s logos, which will be launched into outer space with a hand crafted weather balloon. Their products or logos will rise to an altitude of 30,000 meters with the entire journey being filmed and uploaded online for the world to witness. In addition, their logos and company websites will be listed on his personal sites.
For more information about Niklas Tihula as his projects contact Niklas at (+358 40 850 4098) or via email at (firstname.lastname@example.org). To learn more about each of his unique goals visit: www.iniklas.com
Please feel free to contact this agency/person and tell them hoe dumb this is.
5east, this one’s for you…
BEST. PRESS. RELEASE. EVAR.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
February 20th, 2013
GOSHEN, OH - The Goshen Horse Thief Detectives are proud to announce the launch of their new web presence. The new site is live and can be viewed at www.horsethiefdetectives.com. Along with the updated site, the group will take advantage of enhanced email and media options that were not available through their old host.
“The new website is the first of a host of updates and new projects we plan to bring forward during the next 12 months” GHTD Executive Committee head Captain Robin Harris Jackson said. “This launch is a statement that our group is improving in many ways. We are positioning ourselves for solid growth leading to more opportunities to be active within the community. It’s a very exciting time to be part of our organization.”